Eurotax Repair Estimate 1733 042012 Multilang Humoristiques Panthe Best ~upd~ -

A standard Eurotax estimate looks like this:

🇬🇧 “Your wallet is about to cry.” 🇫🇷 “Préparez votre carte bleue… et vos blagues.” 🇩🇪 “Reparatur kostet mehr als das Auto – willkommen in Deutschland.” 🇪🇸 “El coche respira, pero tu bolsillo, no.” 🇮🇹 “Preventivo pantheistico: l’universo vuole che tu paghi.” 🇳🇱 “Eurotax zegt: jij bent nu failliet, maar lach erom.”

Calculates 70% of common accident damages instantly, with a button labeled "Don't Tell My Spouse"

Some actual examples from the document include: