Orc Massage Guide File

Orcish bones are roughly twice as dense as human bones, designed to absorb high-impact trauma.

Human massage operates on “kneading.” Elven massage operates on “energy flow.” Dwarven massage is just someone jumping on your back from a barstool. orc massage guide

This is surprisingly the most pleasant part of an Orc massage, though it sounds terrifying. Orcish bones are roughly twice as dense as